This courtesy of MSNBC:
When real estate mogul Donald Trump announced his bid for the 2016 presidential race on Tuesday, he faced fast-flying ridicule from the likes of comedians Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. Stewart even thanked Trump for providing comedy gold for his final six weeks as host of “The Daily Show.”
However, Trump does have one staunch, high-profile supporter — everyone’s favorite Alaskan, Sarah Palin.
Okay let me stop everybody right here to say that if Sarah Palin is your favorite Alaskan, you do not understand Sarah Palin, and you certainly do not understand Alaska.
The former Alaska governor offered Trump words of encouragement in a Facebook post published on Wednesday. She congratulated the businessman for making “the malcontents go ballistic in the press” and backed Trump’s assertion that he will be “the greatest jobs president that God ever created.”
“His own success is testament to the job-creating achievements made possible when one applies the courageous and tenacious pro-private sector precepts we need to fire up the economy,” she said.
Yep, she's pretty much the only idiot besides Trump himself who would say all of that. The article then goes on to mention that while Palin was stroking Trump's enormous ego she was also took shots at Hillary Clinton and the media.
They then mentioned Trump's invitation to once again join him for a slice of pizza on paper plates.
Thank you Sarah--Let's have pizza in New York soon with you & your great family https://t.co/SQ6LsNZ6UC
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 17, 2015
This got me thinking that Trump may be the ONLY political candidate who is immune to the Palin curse. Because let's face it, NOBODY could possibly damage Donald Trump's reputation more than Donald Trump.Which of course includes the fact that it is now proven that he paid actors 50 dollars a piece to stand in the audience during his announcement and act like they gave a shit.
Personally I hope Palin takes him up on that offer, after all what else does she have to do?
Speaking of things to do, exactly where is "Everyone's favorite Alaskan?"
Former Alaska Gov. and VP nominee @SarahPalinUSA is with us at the @MotorsportsHOF auction/dinner. pic.twitter.com/xeZET0KP9B
— Motorsports HOF (@MotorsportsHOF) June 18, 2015
Oh. She's in Michigan posing with cars. Interesting.
Perhaps a little more interesting considering the fact that currently there is a deadly fire, which has already destroyed 12 square miles of forest and displaced 275 Alaskans, burning less than thirty miles from her house in Wasilla.
But hey who can be bothered with all of that when there are Facebook posts to write, candidate asses to kiss, and cars to pose next to?





