Trump surrogate suggests that the American people elected a "real man" in this last election. WTF?

Courtesy of Raw Story:

During an interview on MSNBC’s Chris Jansen, Trump adviser Boris Epshteyn downplayed reports that members of the Rockettes had objected to performing at the president-elect’s inauguration. 

“It’s about the people,” he insisted. “It’s not about any performers, any celebrities. This inauguration and this presidency is going to be all about the people. And people all over this country, who are coming out, who are supporting Donald J. Trump, Vice President-elect Mike Pence and are supporting the Trump movement, which is all about unity and coming together.” 

Epshteyn argued that Trump was “already the leader of this country.” (The fuck he is!)

“It’s about the message — it’s about the message of America being the city on a hill once again,” the adviser opined. “About America being a leader in the world once again. And that’s what Donald J. Trump is going to be speaking about.” 

“Of course, there’s going to be a lot of the authentic parts of Donald Trump,” Epshteyn said of the inaugural address. “Because that’s why he is the president-elect, that’s why he’s becoming president because the people elected a real man, a true man, a man who loves this country to the very bottom of his heart.”

Actually with over 2.8 million more votes than Donald Trump, it could be argued that the people elected a REAL woman to be the President, and that the electoral college elected her runner up.

Besides what kind of "real man" requires the interference of Russia and the FBI to win an election?

Barack Obama won without cheating.

Until Donald Trump can say the same he and his ass kissing little surrogates are not even qualified to wipe President Obama's ass.

Trump spokesperson claims that Hillary Clinton is bigoted toward white bigots.

Courtesy of Raw Story: 

According to the pundit, Trump had been right to call Clinton a “bigot” because the term was not only about racial discrimination. 

“Bigotry, if you look at the definition, it’s about someone who’s small-minded and sits there and directs hate towards a certain group,” she explained. “Hillary Clinton’s speech [attacking alt-right conservatives] was all about hate towards a group that, while my fellow counterpart might consider them to be very racist, it’s the exact opposite.” 

“These are God-fearing, baby-loving, gun-toting, military-supporting, school choice-advocating Americans!” Hughes added. “And just because maybe there might be some, a part of a very small fringe group [of white supremacists] that read Breitbart — by sitting there and saying the entire website is white supremacy is kind of ridiculous as saying just because you have people that are anarchists and communists that read the Huffington Post, calling that newspaper establishment, [is like] saying that they’re pro-anarchy and they’re against the United States government.”

Damn! I wonder if she also hit her head while out rock running?

Now if you're thinking to yourself that this person seems vaguely familiar if may be due to the fact that SNL did a parody of her back in April.

Okay is it still considered a parody if you cannot tell the difference from the real thing?

Watching this Donald Trump surrogate confronted with the facts is kind of the best thing of the day.

I keep getting sent this clip of @brikeilarcnn and Michael Cohen https://t.co/993V88a8Vh

— Hadas Gold (@Hadas_Gold) August 17, 2016

Courtesy of Vox:

There was a moment of amazing and incredibly awkward television on CNN Wednesday afternoon, when Brianna Keilar interviewed famously pugnacious Trump Organization lawyer Michael Cohen. Just watch the beginning of this segment: 

KEILAR: You say it’s not a shake-up, but you guys are down— 

COHEN: Says who? Says who? 

KEILAR: Polls. Most of them. [confused] All of them? 

COHEN: Says who? 

KEILAR: [as if speaking to a small child] Polls. I just told you. I answered your question! 

COHEN: Okay. Which polls? 

KEILAR: All of them. COHEN: Okay. And your question is?

I have literally watched this exchange about half a dozen times for more and it never stops being entertaining.

The arrogant look on his face as he responds with "Says who?" followed by the crestfallen look as he hears "All of them" is priceless.

I swear there must be no worse job to have in America right now than the job as a Trump spokesperson.

The only comparison I can think of is being a member of the orchestra that continued playing "Nearer My God to Thee" as the Titanic sank into the freezing North Atlantic Ocean.

Sarah Palin suddenly cancels appearance in Wyoming to support Donald Trump.

Courtesy of Politico: 

Sarah Palin will not be appearing as a surrogate for Donald Trump at the Wyoming Republican Party convention this weekend, the state's GOP announced on Thursday. 

According to a release on the Republican Party of Wyoming’s website, the Trump campaign said she would not be attending. It provided no explanation for the last-minute cancellation. 

“The Donald Trump campaign has informed the Wyoming Republican Party that Sarah Palin, the scheduled surrogate speaker for the presidential candidate, will not be attending the State GOP Convention,” the release says. “Former Governor Palin was scheduled to speak to the convention delegates Saturday morning between 10-11am along with presidential candidate Ted Cruz and John Kasich surrogate Governor Butch Otter of Idaho.” 

“The Trump campaign has not indicated whether another one of Trump’s surrogates will be in Casper this Saturday morning,” it continues. 

So what are our choices here?

Another Palin pregnancy?

Another Palin arrest?

Or did Donald Trump finally realize that he loses in every place that Palin shows up to support him?

Palin also gave an interview the other day in which she said this:  

Palin said voters know better than to be fooled by party leaders. 

"How dare they?" Palin asked, denouncing "arrogant political operatives who underestimate the wisdom of the people." 

If party leaders try to intervene at the July convention, "we will rise up and say our vote does count, our activism does count," she said. 

Palin said she is not convinced by pledges from party leaders that the GOP nominee will be chosen from among those running for president. 

"There are some snakes in there," she said of party leaders. "I've had to deal with the political machinery my whole career." 

Palin said she plans to attend the convention in Cleveland, but she conceded that she may have to "invite myself to the party." 

"I can't see any of them inviting me," she said of party leaders. "I think they are afraid of what I would say."

Yeah I can see why Trump might not want her making appearances on his behalf.