
Actually no I can't Governor. Four? Yes. Five? Not so much.
Morality is not determined by the church you attend nor the faith you embrace. It is determined by the quality of your character and the positive impact you have on those you meet along your journey

Can any human being really be THAT clueless?
Sorry I forgot who I was talking about. My bad.
Okay folks, let her rip. This deserves nothing but truckloads of snark in the comments section.
Update: The original I embedded was removed, but here is a new embed. Enjoy!

What? The guy is Palin's new spokesperson since June 10, makes over a hundred thousand a year, and is too busy to talk to the press? Okay that was his chance and he screwed it up!
The governor's office has not publicly announced the new appointment, and has been slow to announce the hiring of the last three communications directors.Embarrassed by our choices are we?
Murrow told the Budget Report that he owned a media production company that once did work for a Palin campaign, and is also author of two books on Christian men and church.Uh oh, this does not bode well.
According to the American Library Association's Booklist, "Murrow advocates injecting a strong shot of testosterone into the proceedings to restore the masculine spirit to the church," in his first book, "Why Men Hate Church," published in 2004.






I have seen a LOT of versions of this picture, but this is by far my favorite. 

You know I think it unusually self aware of our Governor to realize that she is a "misfit".
Okay let's go down the check list:
Slam Joe Biden. Check.
Quote Ronald Reagan. Check.
Say freedom a zillion times. Check
Mention her kids. Check. (Must remind the base that she is still just a simple hockey mom.)
Remind troops that her son is serving in Iraq Check.
(Wait did she say she prays for the wounded soldiers to get better and have fun? Nothing spells F-U-N like getting your leg blown off.)
The word for today is "Selfless". Write that down kids.
I love how she feels the need to explain what a "Falcon" is to the soldiers. ("It flies proud". I have absolutely no idea how she came to that conclusion.)
There are dangerous "machines" threatening more and more places on the globe? Did she just watch the "Transformers" movie before leaving town? What in the hell is she talking about?
Why can't this woman say the word "feel" correctly?
Wait! Who is she blaming for cutting money needed to return troops home after serving overseas? Has anybody else heard of this?
One of my commenter's said that she stole the John Kerry joke she tells at the end of the video from David Letterman. I cannot say that would surprise me one little bit.

"Okay let me get this straight soldier. Are you saying the best way to take out one of those liberal bloggers is to shoot them in the keyboard or wound them in one of their typing hands? And are you sure this is more effective than sicking the Stapletongue on them?"
Once he was not just considered a joke or creep, instead we knew him as an amazing talent who made beautiful music.
This is how I am choosing to remember Mr. Jackson.
Update: I wanted to embed this Thriller video earlier, but the embedding was disabled so I could not. But I just I want to provide this link because it is both my daughter's and my favorite Michael Jackson video. I cannot tell you the number of times my four year old baby girl played this on our VCR, and danced across the living room.
Wow! Well that memory certainly choked me up.
The script seems to focus on Sarah's "alleged" affair with her husband's business partner Brad Hanson.
And it is hysterically read by Ricky Gervais and Thandie Newton.
Oh yeah this kind of international ridicule should really help Palin's chances of getting a GOP nomination! You have to admit it is funny though.
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Okay they cut right to the chase in this video embed, but I watched the press conference while on the elliptical machine at my gym and it took this guy FOREVER to finally tell everybody where he had been and with whom.
At one point I literally yelled at the TV for him to get to the damn point! (I may have to apologize to a few people the next time I go work out.)
So another so called "Family Values" Republican bites the dust. Anybody surprised? Yeah me neither.
Is it wrong that I am jealous of South Carolina right now? Why can't my Governor do something as cut and dried as banging some guy in Tijuana and lying about it? Just think how much simpler it would be to get rid of her.
But if this kind of thing keeps up our Sarah may really BE the only choice the GOP has left to nominate in 2012. Damn it, I need to get busy!
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