Moronic White House correspondent for Right Wing rag wants those damn Native Americans to stop crossing the border (?) and disrespecting Mt. Rushmore.

Stupidest White House Correspondent On Internet Tells Native Americans To Go Back To Mexicohttps://t.co/IWR8v120Ly by @DoktorZoom pic.twitter.com/TNrG99ThOW

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Lucian Wintrich, the Milo-in-Training of Jim Hoft, the Stupidest Man on the Internet, found a thing to be outraged about over the weekend: a photo of three of those people flipping off the big stonefaces of Mt. Rushmore. 

Of course the problem, which you may have picked up on, is that those are NOT Mexicans, they are Native Americans.

You know, the people who were here first and failed to protect their borders adequately enough to keep all of US out.

But hey, they DO have brown skin. 

This Croation man wants Jon Stewart to hire him as a correspondent. I think he might actually have a shot at the job.

Courtesy of this guy's YouTube account: 

There's an old joke in my country. Guy looks up at the sky and says: "God, why can't I win the lottery?" 

God replies:" Because you never bought a ticket, you idiot!" 

I've been watching Jon Stewart / "The Daily Show" for eight years now. Since day one I was completely blown away by the show. I wanted to be a part of it but for obvious reasons and the fact that I live thousands and thousands of miles away I couldn't just walk up to him and ask him for a job. But the idea of working with Jon Stewart side-by-side was something that was bugging me all along. So I finally called up some of my friends, and we shot this video. Posting this online was the hardest thing because to be honest, I'm f*cking scared. Some comedian from Croatia is trying to get a job on the most successful TV show in America? That sounds like a really, really bad joke. But if I hadn't done this, I would have regretted it, so I posted it online. 

If you like it that's awesome! If you don't ... WTF, man! Like it, come on! 

The idea of this video is so ridiculous it might work, I had to try. I made my own lottery ticket and just by clicking on it you helped me a lot! 

Maybe if this video goes viral Jon will see it, be amazed by my awesomeness and I'll get the job. Or he will see it, think I'm an idiot and I won't get the job, either way is fine by me (no, it's nooot!) When I get the job I'm going to buy you a bagel! Thanks for watching! And its gonna be a really nice bagel, not some old sh*t that's been lying around in the store for two days and nobody wanted to buy it... If you see me in the street and say:" Hey man, I watched your video and I posted it on Facebook and Twitter!", I'm going to buy you a bagel! F*ck that, I'm going to buy you two bagels! Now I made myself hungry... I have to go.

Well I think he is at least better than that Al Madrigal guy. (I never liked him much.)

Well this should make Sarah Palin's night. Update!

She got mentioned at the White Ho sue Correspondents Dinner by the President!

You just KNOW she is dancing around her crazy ass compound, overlooking the lake of the damned, in her leopard print Spanx and push up water bra filled with red Bull screaming into her Blackberry at RAM to "Get those chubby digits typing, and this time make me sound SMART dammit!"

By the way the President was on fire tonight, and was almost Colbert-fearless with his delivery.

That Newt Gingrich joke was awesome!  "Newt, there's still time man!"

I will have much more video up tomorrow, but for those that watched it live, what did you think?

Update: For those who missed it, here is the transcript of Obama's remarks  at the White House Correspondence Dinner.

Jimmy Kimmel on Sarah Palin.

Kimmel is about to host the White House Correspondents Dinner this Saturday and was answering some questions about his approach to the challenge.

"I will feast on stupid comments," Kimmel said with glee about his upcoming gig, noting that out on the campaign trail "there seems to be a glut of dumb things being said."

Having said that he was not sure HOW to joke about the President.

"It's hard to make fun of Obama in general because he's a cool character," Kimmel said. "Outside of his ears, there's not a whole lot."

Interestingly enough though he has trouble finding anything to tease the President about he has little difficulty making jokes at the expense of the past, and current, contenders for the GOP nomination.  But to be honest, who DOESN'T find them laughable?

And when it comes to poking fun at the biggest joke to come out of the Republican party in decades?

On former candidate for vice president Sarah Palin: "Now she is stationed up in Alaska all the time, she doesn't have a professional hair or makeup artist any more, she is starting to look like a mom on 'Toddlers and Tiaras'. Her hair looks like bees are doing it for her."

Of course I am not sure if that is actually a joke, or just an astute observation?

 Yep, observation.

I have to say I am REALLY looking forward to the White House Correspondents Dinner. These things are always a blast, and the President can be quite the comedian himself.

Of course I would be falling down on the job if I did not provide a link to perhaps the most AMAZING White House Correspondents Dinner of them all. The 2006 dinner hosted by Stephen Colbert.

Woman tricks Donald Trump into signing copy of President Obama's birth certificate.

This happened at the correspondents dinner last night.

This lady is AWESOME!

To learn more visit Keith Olbermanns, Fok News channel.

President Obama's speech from the 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner.

The President really knocked'em dead!  But check out the grim visage on Trump's face. The guy looks like he is wants to be anywhere in the world but sitting in that room.

I saw Seth Meyers monologue as well  and he also went after Trump mercilessly. Hey the guy wanted to be the center of attention, and he got exactly what he was asking for.  So fuck him for being able to dish it out, but not take it.

By the way here is a picture of Bristol from the dinner.

Personally I think she looks nice.

You know, considering.

Trump booed as he arrives at White House Correspondents Dinner. I think he better start getting used to that.

Courtesy of The Wrap:

Trump arrived on the red carpet at Washington’s Hilton Hotel with his wife, Melania, shortly at 7:00 p.m. (ET). After giving a brief interview with a group of several of media outlets, Trump -- who was invited to the event as a guest of the Washington Post -- walked away to a chorus of audible boos from the media members on the press line. (And it wasn't because they wanted to hear Trump talk more.)

You know those journalists who booed him?  Those are true patriots!

Fuck Trump! I hope the crap he pulled concerning our President follows him to the day he dies, and that the next time he tries to get that "sideshow of has-beens" reality show of his renewed for another season that they laugh his ass all the way out onto the street corner.



 

White House Correspondents Dinner. The comedic stylings of Barack Obama VS the old broken down gags of Jay Leno.

I absolutely LOVED the President's segment, but Leno's left me feeling underwhelmed and a little uncomfortable.

You watch it for yourselves and tell me what you think.