Showing posts with label David French. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David French. Show all posts

Saturday, October 22, 2016

David and Nancy French learn all about irony, the alt-right way.

Courtesy of TPM: 

David French, a columnist for National Review, and his wife Nancy French, a columnist for the Washington Post, have come under what French called “an unending torrent of abuse that I wouldn’t wish on anyone” in a column published Friday. He describes how, more than a year ago, he began seeing images of his daughter’s face photoshopped into gas chambers or slave ships, and how the comment section of his wife’s blog on Patheos filled with images of extreme violence. 

French’s adopted daughter is black and was called “niglet” and “dindu” by French’s online harassers, who also claimed his wife cheated on him with black men while he was deployed to Iraq. It's a common charge among far-right internet trolls who often accuse others of being cuckolded, both sexually and ideologically. 

French recounts how, immediately after he declined to mount an independent run for president, his wife received an email from a Trump supporter “who informed her that he knew the business end of a gun and told her directly that she should shut her mouth or he’d take action.” In another incident, French wrote that a phone call between his wife and her elderly father was interrupted by a third angry voice on the call, spurring “a brief, anxious search inside my father-in-law’s home for a potential intruder and yet another call to law enforcement.”

This is how French ends his National Review article 

Two weeks ago Nancy and I were enjoying lunch with friends after church. My son’s football coach asked if “things had calmed down” after the tumult of the summer. I grabbed my phone, said “let’s see,” and opened my Twitter mentions. I laughed at the first one, a standard profane rant calling me a traitor for opposing Trump, but when my wife looked, her face twisted up in shock. There they were, just below, more tweets from more men, aimed directly at her. She burst into tears. 

So, no, things have not “calmed down,” and I’m always amused when people tell me that I belong to Never Trump because it makes me feel good about myself. There’s nothing that gives me pleasure about this election season. But if I can do anything to expose and oppose this latest debasement of our politics and culture, and to defend my wife and daughter, then at least I will have purpose.

Look I don't think it is okay for ANYBODY to be treated in this manner.

But it hard to feel sympathy for somebody who had no problem supporting the beta version of Trump, but then acts terrified to see who supports Sarah Palin 2.0.

In many ways Nancy French was instrumental in helping Sarah Palin expand her brand and fire up the very same group of right wing nutjobs who are currently suggesting that she be burned at the stake.

Nancy French helped to put the words in Palin's mouth that her knuckle dragging fans found so inspiring, and even helped her wayward daughter attempt to repair her reputation by writing a book accusing Levi Johnston of rape.

I wonder if she ever lost any sleep at the notion of his face "twisting up in shock" at reading those words?

You know there is a passage from a widely discredited book that I once read, I think it went a little something like this:

Do not be deceived, God is not mocked; for whatever a man sows, this he will also reap.

The reaping part is always a bitch, don't you think? 

Sunday, July 31, 2016

For some reason the husband of Bristol's Palin's former ghostwriter is coming to the defense of her new husband.


So after we posted about Dakota Meyer's carelessness around his infant daughter, apparently David French, husband of former Palin ghostwriter Nancy French, decided to throw in his two cents.

Here is a portion from the National Review article titled "Silly People Freak Out Over a Picture of a War Hero and a Gun":

That’s Dakota Meyer — a Marine who was awarded the Medal of Honor for action in the Battle of Ganjgal (you can read my review of his book here). If there is a man alive today who know how to handle a firearm, it’s Dakota Meyer. 

Notwithstanding his expertise and experience, internet trolls freaked out at the proximity of his pistol to his baby daughter. Here’s how the Daily Mail described the picture: 

"In the image, the Medal of Honor winner appears to be getting ready to leave his house. While he can be seen adjusting the holster, Sailor is innocently sucking on her pacifier, unaware that a lethal weapon is mere inches away from her." 

“Mere inches away” — the drama, oh the drama. But I must confess that I’m confused. Is the concern that Meyer’s infant daughter will pitch forward in her car seat, grab the gun while tumbling down from the kitchen island, and fire it while her father stands right next to her – completely helpless? Or is the concern that a baby is next to a gun — and everyone knows that guns just radiate deadliness and malice. 

 I suspect it’s the latter — because it’s obvious to me that Sailor is in absolutely zero physical danger. You can’t even tell from the picture whether the gun is loaded or a round is chambered. Either way, the concerns are ludicrous. I’ve held my youngest daughter — who’s much older than Sailor and far more capable of grabbing a gun – countless times while carrying a firearm, and each time she was “mere inches away” from a “lethal weapon.” The issue isn’t proximity of the gun to the child but whether the adult is in control of access to the gun. Sailor is perfectly safe, and the anti-gun internet remains perfectly ludicrous.

Okay so the first thing I have to wonder is whether the French's are once again in the employ of the Palin family and David is providing some damage control in response to Meyer being raked over the coals for being a dimwit and a shitty parent.

However considering that Palin is hemorrhaging money, and SarahPAC is gasping its last breath, I'm not sure that's the case.

And since this article predates Meyer going off on Trump over his treatment of the military, this cannot be from a sense of camaraderie that the French's feel toward another #NeverTrump devotee.

So we are left with the one of two options. Either David French is simply so goo goo eyed over any Medal of Honor inner that he feels compelled to rush to their defense, or that Dakota is such a delicious hunk of man flesh that David French finds himself slipping out of the closet.

Either one seems both possible, and probable.

Sunday, July 10, 2016

The Drudge Report finally goes too far even for conservatives.

Courtesy of Business Insider:  

Those were the three words that blared across the Drudge Report early Friday morning after five Dallas police officers were killed in a horrific ambush attack. 

And immediately upon seeing the race-baiting headline, conservatives rebelled against a once-reliable ally who has become more and more divisive to them over the course of the 2016 campaign. 

“In moments like these, we should do the opposite of what Drudge is doing,” Commentary Magazine Editor Noah Rothman wrote on Twitter. 

“Responsible reporting as always,” sarcastically tweeted Jeff Blehar, from the popular Ace of Spades blog. 

Others piled on. 

Allahpundit, an influential anonymous conservative blogger, skewered the site for a subsequent banner headline claiming a “black power group” had claimed responsibility for the attack. 

“Dallas chief says suspect told them before he died that he wasn’t part of a group,” the blogger wrote.

Even the husband of the Palin family's favorite ghostwriter chimed in.
Apparently there was already distrust brewing among conservatives when it came to Drudge due to is over the top support for Trump.  Which of course included making excuses for, or defending, his racist comments.

It seems to me that the nomination of Donald Trump has really forced the Republican party to face some rather unsavory truths about themselves.

So either they have to accept the fact that much of their base is driven by racism, or they have to work to change that rather inconvenient truth.

Or, I guess the third option would be to carry on like Dakota Meyer and the rest of the Palin family and simply refuse to believe that the fault lies with them, and instead turn it around and blame it on those who are subjected to the racism, the party that works to end that racism, or the President whose very existence brought all of out into the open.

Tuesday, June 07, 2016

David French appeared on Morning Joe this morning to say that there is a path forward for a third party candidate, and to complain about Donald Trump's racist supporters.

Courtesy of Politico: 

Even before his name was floated as a third-party challenger to Donald Trump, National Review staff writer David French said he already had neighbors concerned about attacks in his neighborhood and his youngest daughter had been the subject of racially motivated abuse online. 

Trump, French told MSNBC's "Morning Joe" on Tuesday, "unlocked something terrible in this country."

French said his wife's family in Tennessee had received a call from someone who said he was with Trump's operation and said he was “instructed to call and deliver a message that the race would be very difficult for me." 

"Well, you know, it was probably one of the more ham-handed attempts at intimidation, which out of the Trump operation you can expect things to be done in most incompetent way possible," French said, going into more detail about the call. "An individual calls — he says, 'I'm sorry, but I've been asked by the Trump campaign to make sure that David knows this will be really, really bad for him.'" 

Let me just point out the huge pile of irony here that a man whose wife worked for Sarah Palin is complaining about being attacked by anybody's rabid supporters.

I can tell you that I would have much preferred having some asshole make a vague statement about it being bad for me to continue doing what I was doing back in 2009, than to have them call the school where I had worked for four years and tell them they were going to shoot me in front of the children.

If French was that easily intimidated he has no business being in politics at all.

This is also the first time that I have heard David French speak, and the very idea that he could stand in front of a room with that whiny high pitched voice of his and inspire them to vote for him is completely ridiculous.

You know after I posted about French making rules for his wife that she could not talk to other men, drink, or access Facebook, while he was deployed overseas some commenters started to refer to him as a "cuckold." And I have to admit that from the moment he started to talk that is exactly what I thought of him as well.

What an incredibly unimpressive individual. 

Monday, June 06, 2016

Bad news folks. David French says David French is not running for President.

Warning link goes to that rabid Right Wing National Review website: 

I’m not the right person to challenge Trump and Hillary, but the path remains open for others. 

Here is a sentence I never thought I’d type: After days of prayer, reflection, and serious study of the possibilities, I am not going to run as an independent candidate for president of the United States. 

Wait, so the guy that nobody ever heard of, is not launching a campaign that nobody would ever care about, for an office that he is incredibly unqualified to hold?

For purely comedic reasons I am quite disappointed.

Boy that Bill Kristol sure can pick them, can't he?


Well it looks like Bristol Palin's ex-ghostwriter is NOT going to the White House. So I guess she is free to crawl back to the Palins with her tail between her legs and beg for her old job back.

Or perhaps there is some OTHER daughter of a D list celebrity whose identity she can adopt?

Wednesday, June 01, 2016

David French was so worried that his wife Nancy would cheat on him that he forbade her to drink alcohol or use Facebook while he was in Iraq.

Hey look I get it, if I looked like David French I would just assume that my woman would be looking for something better every chance she got.

I mean seriously.

Perhaps THAT is why Nancy did not mind pretending to be Bristol Palin for all of those years.

She was living vicariously through the Palin party girl, and while her business was closed down and locked up tight, Bristol was hosting an all you can bang buffet virtually every night.

Just imagine the girl talk back and forth.

"So Bristol what's it like to have an orgasm? What, you mean you don't have to do it through a hole in a sheet? They come in different sizes?"

As for the news that David French is Bill Kristol's potential "Trump Killer," well that has not been received in quite the way I think Kristol imagined.



And those were the nice ones.

Okay I have to go shopping now, there is just NO way to keep enough popcorn in the house these days.

(H/T to Raw Story.)

Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Well now we know why Nancy French is no longer working as Sarah and Bristol Palin's ghostwriter. Her husband is being tapped to run against Donald Trump! Update!

Nancy and David French on the night that Mitt Romney lost the 2012 election.
Courtesy of Bloomberg Politics:  

Two Republicans intimately familiar with Bill Kristol’s efforts to recruit an independent presidential candidate to challenge Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have told Bloomberg Politics that the person Kristol has in mind is David French -- whose name the editor of the Weekly Standard floated in the current issue of the magazine. 

French is a veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom. According to the website of National Review, where French is a staff writer, he is a constitutional lawyer, a recipient of the Bronze Star, and an author of several books who lives in Columbia, Tenn., with his wife Nancy and three children. 

Reached in Israel late Tuesday afternoon, Kristol declined to comment on his efforts to induce French to run. The two Republicans confirmed that French is open to launching a bid, but that he has not made a final decision. One of the Republicans added that French has not lined up a vice-presidential running mate or significant financial support. However, according to this person, some conservative donors look favorably on the prospect of French entering the fray.

Holy crap!

Well I would LOVE to have been a fly on the wall when Palin heard about this one!

Man I hope he takes it.

I mean he is in NO way qualified enough for the job, but can you just imagine the amount of vitriol that will go back and forth between Sarah Palin and the French campaign if this goes forward?

And baby you KNOW that Nancy has seen some shit.

Update: Interesting tweet from a few days ago.

Things that make you go "Hmm."

Thursday, March 03, 2016

Bristol Palin's ghostwriter, Nancy French, jumps on the "#NeverTrump" bandwagon. Can you say "Awkward?"

Courtesy of the blog that Nancy French writes as herself, Nancy French:  

My husband David and I have been pretty politically involved for many years. If you know us personally, you have suffered through eight years of fervent Romney advocacy in which we discussed ad infinitum his various strengths. It’s been a liberating to be a free agent during this Presidential election. I told myself that I didn’t care as much, that I didn’t have to get involved. Not after eight years of futility. However, this race demands people take action. 2016 is not a time for fence sitting, no matter how fatigued by politics I may be. 

David, as you know, writes for National Review. For the past few weeks, he’s been on a mission — to stop Trump’s momentum. This has caused us to be targeted by vile anti-Trump supporters (who point out our daughter’s race — she’s from Africa — and who insult us personally). Though most Trump supporters are good, hard working folks who are simply sick of the overreaching government, these online supporters have a tone of racism that I can’t ignore. However, I won’t let them silence me. David used to believe he’d support the eventual GOP nominee no matter who was chosen. Today, he wrote that he was wrong. He will not support Trump, no matter what.

With that French essentially announces that she too cannot support Trump, and will work to deny him the nomination.

I know many of my dear friends love and support Trump, so this political divide has caused me much personal pain. However, now is not the time for fence-sitting.

Well of course one of those "dear friends," and consistent source of revenue, is Sarah Palin who hired French to make her daughter appear to be more than a round heels simpleton, whose legs are in the air more often than an Olympic gymnast's.

Palin, as we know, is an ardent supporter of Donald Trump, and she has been paying French to make it appear that her ditsy daughter is shaking her pom poms right beside her.

Which she did just the other day: 

Happy Super Tuesday, America! 

Alaskans – get out and vote. Click here to find out how and where. 

P.S. – I’m voting for Trump. We need a commonsense conservative who doesn’t have a hidden agenda to bring to Washington.

Oh yeah, THAT must have been tough for her to write.

Personally I have wondered how French hung in this long. I mean here she is wearing her best Bristol Palin wig and typing up pro-life and Christian saturated blog posts, while Bristol is out getting into drunken fistfights and allowing men to whom she is not married knock her up.

But I have to wonder if THIS might be the straw that broke the camel toe's back.

I mean it is one thing to help the Grizzled Mama pretend that her daughter is not a gin soaked good time Sally, but this is Donald "freaking" Trump we are talking about.

Clearly Nancy French's integrity is up for sale, but is she really willing to sell out her country for a handful of SarahPAC dollars?

Thursday, July 02, 2015

The husband of Bristol Palin's ghostwriter rides to her rescue, because, well nobody else will. (Except good guy Levi Johnston of course.)

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So yesterday Nancy French's husband, David French, decided to defend Bristol against the "attacks" from the "Left."

In his article French quickly lets people know that he is biased:

Let me begin by clearly stating my biases — I like the Palins. They are dear family friends. My wife, Nancy, worked with Sarah on her most recent book, she worked with Bristol on her book, she edits Bristol’s blog on Patheos, and I represented Bristol in a lawsuit — when a man sued her after he profanely accosted her at a bar. (He lost.) In the years since my wife first flew to Wasilla to meet the Palins and work with Bristol, I’ve seen just a fraction of the non-stop hatred and vitriol directed at the family. 

Wait, Nancy French "edits" Bristol's blog? Is that what they call it when Nancy invents the whole post without any input from Bristol and then puts Bristol's name to it?

Look I edited Mercede's blog for quite awhile, and EVERY post was original to her, and my input was simply to correct her spelling and grammar. Occasionally I would suggest toning things down when she was very upset, usually with Bristol, but other than that it was all her.

Such is NOT the case with Brancy's blog, as evidenced by the posts that push a super pro-life agenda and the ones written when Bristol was nowhere near a keyboard or even internet access. You know, like the ones that popped up while she was driving back from Kentucky.

In order to defend Bristol French feels the need to fudge some facts that disagree with his attempts to paint her as the victim:

Remember how it’s important to #BelieveAllWomen when they tell stories of date rape or sexual assault? Not when the woman in question is Bristol Palin. When she wrote in her book of her first, drunken encounter with Levi Johnston, noted sex columnist Dan Savage wrote, “It’s just that Bristol’s story — which comes so long after her two broken engagements to Levi — is the kind of self-exonerating bullshit that scared teenagers offer up to parents and other authority figures when it’s just their good-girl reputations and saving-myself-for-marriage self-images that are on the line.” 

You know what else it was?

Bullshit.

Levi NEVER got Bristol drunk in order to have sex with her. 

He didn't need to, as numerous Lotharios before him can attest. 

That was a lie she put in her book, with the help of Nancy French, in order to smear him. Which by the way is another reason why people are going after Bristol so aggressively since this second out of wedlock pregnancy became public.

But wait, there's more:

Remember how it’s beyond the pale to joke about violence against women? Yet when taped evidence emerged that Bristol was physically beaten at a party and dragged through the mud by her attacker, CNN’s Carol Costello called the police recording of a hysterically crying Bristol “quite possibly the best minute and a half of audio we’ve ever come across” and urged readers to “sit back and enjoy.” 

Yeah, that was ALSO a bullshit lie, as attested to by none other than Todd Palin's buddy Mark McKennam who admitted that it was HE who carried Bristol away from homeowner Korey Kingenmeyer who SHE was assaulting.

This is just another example of Bristol playing the victim while attempting to smear the name of another man who dared to stand up to her or end a relationship with her.

This is what she does, and this is why she deserves all of the internet taunts that have come her way this last week.

French goes on to make a lame attempt at blaming all of this on "undeserved" hatred directed at the Palin family due to Sarah Palin's "strength" as a politician. (HA! Has he checked her political influence recently?)

And after fanning the flames of Christian indignation,  he sums it all up thusly: 

Despite the Left’s best efforts, Bristol has actually built a large and loyal following, people who mainly appreciate her strong voice for life. So, no, she’s not “going away.” In true Palin fashion, she’ll persevere — and if the Left doesn’t like it, they don’t have to watch.

But here's the thing, David French is not REALLY defending Bristol Palin here.

David French is actually defending Nancy French here. You know the person who is actually responsible for the words she puts into Bristol's mouth on the blog.

And the reason that he is doing so is undoubtedly because, number one she does not want to lose her steady paycheck, and number two because she is probably walking around their house crying and screaming at him that the little Palin bitch is screwing up a good thing with her "slutty" (Her words not mine.) behavior.

Personally I have no idea how Nancy and her husband, who are supposedly such dedicated Christians, can continue to associate themselves with a family that has such incredibly non-Christian like behaviors.

I mean inciting racism, smearing the names of innocent people not in the public eye, attacking celebrities for holding opinions that they disagree with......wait, didn't Nancy French write much of that?

Oh, well never mind then. I guess the ties that bind these two families together are ones forged of money and hypocrisy, not Christianity.