Look I don't know whose actual puke this is (I am convinced it is not Sarah Palin's), but I think we can all agree that it IS indeed puke.
I am not going to subject you to the entire message (You can click the title if you are masochistic enough to want to read the entire thing), but I will happily translate it for you. ("Happy" being a relative term of course.)
Paragraph one:
"Due to the fact that I threw that "death panel" bullshit into the equation, and with the help of FOX News and the other stupid GOP Health insurance company ass kissers, the American people are starting to question whether Obama knows what he is doing on health care reform." ("Oooh ladylike high fives for everybody!)
Paragraph two (Okay this one you need to see in its entirety.):
As Governor of Alaska, I learned a little bit about being a target for frivolous suits and complaints (Please, do I really need to footnote that?). (1)
I went my whole life without needing a lawyer on speed-dial, but all that changes when you become a target for opportunists and people with no scruples. (2)
Our nation’s health care providers have been the targets of similar opportunists for years, and they too have found themselves subjected to false, frivolous, and baseless claims. (3)
To quote a former president, “I feel your pain.” (4)
Gryphen's Footnotes:
(1) Look, whoever you are who wrote this, NOBODY believes that Sarah Palin knows how to use footnotes. NOBODY!
(2) You know if Sarah would have had her conscience on speed dial perhaps she would not have needed so much legal advice. I am just saying.
(3) Like being sued for removing the wrong organ, or prescribing the wrong medication, or failing to diagnose a problem that would be obvious to a first year medical student?
4) Isn't that what wife beaters say?
Paragraph four:
" I am arguing against the Obama health care plan, by using a the name of a doctor that nobody knows and who is against the plan, but who is in no way swayed by personal interests."
(Dr. Gottlieb, a former official at the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, is a fellow at the American Enterprise Institute and a practicing internist. He's partner to a firm that invests in health-care companies.) Nuff said.
Paragraph four:
"Hmm if one doctor is good, then clearly two doctors are better. " So she quotes from Doctor Stuart Weinsten who
endorsed President Bush's attempts to solve the health care crisis simply by addressing tort reform. I guess that is the only problem that he recognizes in the health care system.
Good choice Sarah!
Paragraph seven:
"Health care reform bad, tort reform good."
Paragraph eight:
Here "Sarah" puts a bunch of question to Obama as to why he does not do things the way that she would. You know as if he would actually listen to freaking thing that her ghost Facebook writer would say on her behalf. "I am relevant dammit, don't you dare ignore me!"
Paragraph nine:
Then "Sarah" goes on to use Alaska and Texas as examples (I can hear the heads of REAL Alaskans exploding all over the state with this comparison) to help illustrate how putting caps on the amount that can be awarded in a lawsuit has reduced the number of malpractice claims. The ghostwriter goes on to say that Alaska's law requiring that the losers in a lawsuit partially pay the winners legal fees has also kept the number of lawsuits down. (One has to wonder just how many valid malpractice lawsuits were never filed for fear of an overwhelming legal expense.)
Paragraph ten: Then she quotes from Governor Rick "
Sarah Palin is the face of the Republican party" Perry's opinion. (Is it my turn to scratch your back? Or your turn to scratch mine?) Considering the source it is not worth going into in my opinion.
Paragraph eleven (Okay you need to see this in its entirety as well):
Dr. Weinstein’s research shows that around $200 billion per year could be saved with legal reform. That’s real savings. That’s money that could be used to build roads, schools, or hospitals.WTF? How does money saved by the medical industry translate into money for new roads and schools? Are the doctors, hospitals, and insurance companies planning to donate their savings?
Okay I am going to have to go lie down right now because just reading this makes my damn head hurt.
I actually hope that the MSM simply ignores this latest message. It is beginning to remind me of the messages that kept coming from Osama Bin Laden when the Bush administration needed us to be scared. We knew THOSE weren't really from him either, but the press felt obligated to give them coverage just in case. I am afraid that the same thing applies here.
Osama=Palin, ooh that ought to piss off her minions.